A dog is mans best friend. How many times have you heard this phrase? “A dog is mans best friend”. Its sounds like a viable statement doesn’t it? A dog is mans best friend? See I have heard this all my life. My mom raised AKC (American Kennel Club for those not in the know) dogs for profit, when I was a kid, and you always heard that statement flying around. A dog is mans best friend??? HHHMMMM? I know it must be true because when my friends come back from duck hunting they’re always touting the excellent agility, loyalty and just plain olympic caliber performances that each of their dogs has displayed. And yet it still doesn’t set with me. Are those things what really makes a dog your best friend?
My son asked me the other day; why is a dog mans best friend? Why not a cat? I stumbled on the question for a minute, while reflecting on the many dogs I have cared for in my life. While recognizing I did not have one friend that had a cat as their “best friend”. I thought of the loyalty, and the love shown by those animals, I thought about how after time they became like a member of the family. And like a member of the family, lets say oh the uncle no one want to see or the great-aunt with bad breath that no one wants to smooch at the family reunion. There are a few dogs who have graced my life that I just don’t miss at all! So I take a good hard swallow looked my boy right in his steely little eyes and pulled this little gem of half whitted wisdom out for him to hear!
Son, I don’t believe a dog is mans best friend, on the contrary, I believe it’s a boys best friend. (I know you are scratching your head right now and spouting; WHAT YOU TALIKING BOUT’ WILLIS! As he raised one Vulcan eyebrow to comprehend this masterpiece of wisdom I continued on before he stripped a gear thinking about it.
Son its like this, when you are a young lad all you think about besides candy, hot wheels and ice cream is getting a dog. He nodded his head in approval. I continued; There are not to many boys in this world that have not begged for a dog at least once in their adolescent existence. Boys across this country have sat in their room and daydreamed about the dog they would own. A dog that would be their very best friend and go everywhere with them, protecting them from all the evil in the world. Hunting with them across the undiscovered countryside of the early west, trapping beaver and chasing squirrels. Knocking down buffalo and traveling on safari together you and your dog would be an inseparable pair.
Some boys actually live the dream as many parents cave into the begging, crying and whining. The dog is usually a present, based on Hallmark holidays arriving with a bow and a sack of dog food. For the lucky young lad a new life emerges. One of countless hours of training, playing and poop pick up. Shouts of joy from success, and tears of anguish when failure rears its ugly head. But at the end of the turmoil a young lad now has a new best friend. If he is lucky the dog is allowed to go with him everywhere, sleep on or in his bed and lay on his lap while watching tv. They become two peas in a pod. The adventures are not quite what was dreamed about, but through the magic of imagination they are darn close. The dog is there when the boy has a horrible day to secretly cry on (remember in testosterone filled mythology boys don’t cry) and the dog is there to talk too when things aren’t going so well. No girl is ever allowed to touch said dog, and a paw to hand pact is made that a woman will never come between them. The dog is always happy to see him when he gets home, and equally as sad when he leaves for school in the morning. The best thing is both boy and dog think “farting” is the funniest thing in the world!
There you are, all the proof I need! I say verily that yes, the dog truly is the “boys” best friend!
Now don’t get me wrong, there are many men out there with dogs. These animals are loved and cared for and are truly part of the family. But its a different bond. You see in the eyes of the boy, the dog is everything! In the eyes of a man, the dog is part of a much bigger picture. The family. So that’s my justification for why dogs are a boys best friend.
Just for the record, this all came about, because my oldest son finally went and purchased his very first dog. It’s a hunting dog, a German short hair. According to my son its cute and funny and really smart. She retrieves really well and is very happy to be with him. The dog came home today and we will slowly be inducting her into our family. See, spoken like a true man…. Sit ubu sit…