I know, I know, I hear it all the time. You do laundry? Apparently men are not supposed to do laundry! It is a taboo, just watch any laundry detergent commercial and you will see that men are dumb and cant even figure out the complex settings of a washing machine. Thats right I can program the computer in my 60,000 car, I can set up the DTV on my own, I can manipulate the computer and make my I-phone do all kinds of killer stuff, but when it comes to the washing machine an archaic voice come from the belly and says “me man (insert chest thump here) man cant wash clothes, clothes womans work”! Then I fumble about pushing erratically on the panel trying to make it do nothing or something, who knows because I am a man and men cant do laundry.
Well surprise we can and do! We do it all the time, in fact I rather enjoy doing the laundry and heres why. No one to blame but me if a piece of clothing gets messed up! Also it teaches my three sons that you dont need someone to take of yourself. How many times have we heard our mothers say; you better marry a good woman who will take of you” bullcrap! Marry a good woman because she is your friend and an equal in your relationship.
Anyway back to where I was going in the first place! So I go downstairs to do laundry only to find that apparently the basket that I have so carefully placed beneath the door of the dryer to catch the laundry on the way out has been moved and the next (i am assuming) child has decided the floor is a great place to dump all the clean laundry! AAARRRRRGGGG! Why, is it so hard to grab another basket and place the laundry where it belongs??? Its not rocket science people!!!!
Ok that was my bitch, back to the dungeon for some more clean underwear bonding time…