Mamma always said life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you gonna get……
Bullshit!
Because once you open it all your friends will pounce on it and then you damn sure know what you gonna get! That little Peanut Brittle nugget, cause in a box of chocolates no one wants the god damn Peanut Brittle!!
So unless you are willing to eat peanut brittle all Christmas long, keep your box of chocolate to yourself. Just saying..
Carry on that is all…